Reptilian humanoids taking over? Please, someone tell me this is not happening!

This post started out as an email to Sarah, but the more I thought about the implications, the more I thought I should share it on the blog instead.

A friend informed me about a fascinating conspiracy theory I had never heard of before, and what I read reminded me that if I want to stay current with political developments, I should be a regular reader of sci-fi. I had not heard of this Nibiru conspiracy, and it is indeed shocking:

Back in July, I wrote a story about Nibiru, a phantom planet supposedly inhabited by ‘Jewish space reptiles’ and under the control of Pope Benedict by means of the ‘Pope Scope’, a powerful telescope named ‘Lucifer.’ Rather than fading away, Nibiru-mania has grown considerably over the past few months. Back in July, there were over 100 books in print about Nibiru. According to a new report from NASA, there are now 300 books on the market about Nibiru. There are also 50,000 videos on You Tube about Nibiru.

Wow. While I have to admit to a certain amount of skepticism, the more I looked into the roots of this theory, the I yearn to believe that “the  lizard people” may in fact be ruling the world!

According to British writer David Icke, 5- to 12-foot (1.5–3.7 m) tall, blood-drinking, shape-shifting reptilian humanoids from the Alpha Draconis star system, now hiding in underground bases, are the force behind a worldwide conspiracy against humanity.[7] He contends that most of the world’s leaders are related to these reptilians, including George W. Bush of the United States, and Queen Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom.[8] Icke’s conspiracy theories now have supporters in 47 countries and he frequently gives lectures to crowds of 2,500 or more.[9] American writer Vicki Santillano ranked the notion that “Reptilian humanoids control all of us” as one of the 10 most popular conspiracy theories.[10]

Much as I want to believe, the rational blogger that I still want to be feels obligated to ask,

Just what is with guys like Ickes?

Are they crazy? Or just pretending while laughing all the way to the bank? And what about the “believers”? Do the believers actually believe? Or do they merely want to believe?

If you doubt the political implications, consider the front page of yesterday’s New York Times.

Predictably, the use of that image on the front page has irritated many GOP supporters, and Drudge headlined it thusly:

NYTIMES depicts as 'son of satan'...

But I suspect a deeper coverup at work. If we consider that according to the theory the lizard people are in fact a bunch of devious Jews, we must factor in something else — that the New York Times has long been called the “Jew York Times” by distinguished community organizers — some of whom also believe in fascinating theories like these:

Ashra Kwesi, described by conference materials as a professor and Egyptologist, called the Popethe “archdevil,” according to The Washington Times. The newspaper also reported that Kwesidescribed Vatican leaders as “a lot of white faggot boys” and the 12 apostles depicted in a paintingof the Last Supper as “a whole lot of white faggot boys.” He claimed that Jesus was “an African revolutionary”persecuted bywhole lot of white faggot boys.” He claimed that Jesus was “an African revolutionary”persecuted by white Jews and Romans, and that white people “stole” Christianity from the ancient Egyptians.

[…]

Also available was a Chicago-based publication called Frondine, which contains an article asserting: “The abundance of melanin in Black humans produces a superior organism physically and spiritually. This is why all the founders of the world’s great religions are Black.” Elsewhere in Frontline is a pointed reference to the “Jew York Times” (emphasis in the original), and an attack on Colin Powell as a “sell-out” and a “Black Devil” who “may run for President of The United Snakes” (sic).

Well, if we assume there really is a conspiracy of reptiles, then it becomes obvious that the New York Times edited the photograph of Paul Ryan as a diversionary tactic, but not in quite the way most people imagine. If the theories are correct, the original, unedited Times photo looked more like this:

As you can see, when Ryan’s true color is revealed, it is not Satan red, but Reptile green. Sure, I know red is green because green is the new red, but if the theories are correct, then the New York Times has to also be run by the lizard people, and they are naturally going to be mutually involved in a massive reptilian coverup. By making Ryan look merely “Satanic” they intend to throw us all off course, and make us miss the real issue.

But I am not done yet. It’s conspiracy Friday and there are a few more dots which need to be connected. Did not a famous Republican commentator author a book titled “Republican Party Reptile” which featured this very revealing cover?

I can’t think of a more damning admission than that, can you?

Note the glass of blood, and note particularly the very damning red tie!

The above book is decades old, but at this point, they are making no attempt to conceal their code red.

The photos speak for themselves.

Just look:

They’ve even embedded the “code red” ties into their official propaganda:

And don’t forget this guy (who had me completely fooled last night):

The evidence is so overwhelming that I’m almost tempted to say “Case Closed.”

Except… much as I hate to blog about it, there is yet another lingering issue involving sinister humanoids. The other day, meaning only to be nice, I wished Glenn Reynolds a Happy Birthday. I did naively remark that the man never seems to age, and I meant that sincerely, but I have to say that I had not thought through the full implications until a couple of commenters speculated that Glenn was some sort of android:

Will

I think he’s really an android but only Dr. Helen knows for sure.

To which “Another anon” responded:

“I think he’s really an android but only Dr. Helen knows for sure.”

On the other hand, Mr. Pundit has always made it known that Dr. Helen is a cyborg.

Androids, cyborgs, humanoids, lizard people? What do I know? As I say, I’m not an expert on these things. But what I do know is what has been documented and admitted — that Glenn Reynolds has repeatedly appeared in pictures  with a man who has been dead for 66 years, and in that time he barely appears to have aged at all. In fairness, I felt morally obligated to point that out:

You know, I generally try to avoid conspiracy theories, but in all honesty I think there may be something to this android speculation.

What else could possibly explain the well-documented fact that Glenn Reynolds repeatedly appeared in photographs with Benito Mussolini?

https://classicalvalues.com/2011/02/true_and_hard_p/

http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/115082/

https://classicalvalues.com/2006/07/these_days_we_l/

He has hardly aged at all, and Mussolini has been dead for 66 years.

Again, I don’t want to believe this stuff. But in logic, can’t wanting not to believe become just as dangerous as wanting to believe?

I don’t want to succumb to either extreme. I can only present the facts and the evidence here as best I can, and try to remain neutral, objective, and detached.

You folks will have to judge.


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15 responses to “Reptilian humanoids taking over? Please, someone tell me this is not happening!”

  1. chocolatier Avatar
    chocolatier

    In June, someone refused to rent a house I own here in Berkeley, California because the house is only 150 feet above sea level. He told me that ‘when Nibiru comes’ later this year, everything under 500 feet will be washed away by giant tidal waves. Why do nuts like this all come to Berkeley?

  2. Will Avatar
    Will

    Belief can have profound effects far beyond the core believers if there is just the slightest spark of truth in that belief. Nibiru? reptilians? is bizarre, unreal, fantasy, affecting very, very, few lives.

    “I believe in America.”
    Now that is a belief that could affect the World.

  3. Will Avatar
    Will

    I am not saying anymore about Glenn Reynolds except, that he accomplishes enough every 24 hours to make me wonder.

  4. Man Mountain Molehill Avatar
    Man Mountain Molehill

    one has to wonder, if the reptoids have the technology to fly here from Alpha Draconis why they dick around with conspiracies, rather than nuking the
    white House and taking over.

    On the other hand, I understand that Earth Brand ™ cow anuses are a rare delicacy treasured throughout the universe. A vast export market we’re missing out on due to the Reptoid conspiracy.

    I saw some laRouchies the other day. They claim that Obama is going to start a nuclear war with Russia in September, so there’s nothing to worry about from the Reptoids, anyway. We’re doomed.

  5. Man Mountain Molehill Avatar
    Man Mountain Molehill

    Here’s a conspiracy theory offered for comment:

    A few things we know;

    1)High carbohydrate/low fat/low protein diets are bad for your health. In fact such a diet is a good way to soften up someone for brain washing, it makes them listless and pliable.

    2)The hippies first started to promulgate high carb diets in the early 70s.

    3)The anti war movement was peaking and the protesters were branching out into other wackiness such as anti nuke and food fads.

    4)We now know that the core of the anti war movement was manipulated and directed by the KGB.

    1+2+3+4=
    Hmmm???

  6. Eric Avatar

    Sudden dietary changes can be disorienting and could assist in brainwashing, but it involves psychological coercion. Except for those who joined strange cults, most hippies were hardly coerced to do anything. The original Haight Ashbury hippies were artists and genuine non-conformists. There were vegetarians, vegans, and macrobiotic diet zealots among them, but I haven’t seen any evidence that a diet can make someone think something he wasn’t already inclined to think, or reject something he wasn’t already inclined to reject. Very few people are successfully brainwashed and even fewer remain brainwashed. I think the term is often used as a dismissive way of characterizing people who disagree. However, I do become very annoyed by hearing people parrot thoughts that are not their own and that they cannot articulately defend, and while I am tempted to call them “brainwashed,” I don’t think that’s what their problem is. Rather, I think there are just people who want to belong, want to conform, and want to believe what they find convenient to believe. They are attracted to intellectual shortcuts which don’t require independent thought, and they also like being told and being able to tell themselves that they are smarter (or cooler, or “more principled”) than other people.

    Worse than that are the people who will simply agree with whoever is paying them. If your livelihood is dependent upon agreement, that borders on coercion. Money can buy a lot of brains. It can also get a lot of people to vote for whoever is perceived as paying them the most. Being bought might be worse than brainwashing. Certainly it is harder to combat. Even if you could convince someone who lives off government handouts that living off government handouts is wrong, he might still vote for the money!

  7. Man Mountain Molehill Avatar
    Man Mountain Molehill

    In 1966 there might have been some proto-hippy bohemian artists. By 1972 there were millions of unkempt, smelly, drug-addled wastrels parroting that week’s leftist party line.

    People who seriously thought the way to be non-conformist was to wander around midtown Manhattan barefoot.

    And feeding people a low nutrient, high starch diet is well known to weaken their will. As is popular with Moonies, Hare Krishnas and other mindless cults.

    http://www.biblelife.org/brainwashing.htm
    (a bit whacky itself, but makes the point)

  8. Eric Scheie Avatar

    By 1972, the hippie phenomenon was pretty much dead. As a bohemian, that was when I cut off my hair lest I be a conformist and a follower. But even then, it still bothered me that rebelling against being a follower is conformity too. It was very confusing. To not do what others do is similar to doing what others do. To follow my own compass without undue influence from others is one of life’s ongoing challenges.

    Anyway, I read the link in its entirety and you are right about it being whacky, but I saw nothing to support the claim that a high starch diet weakens the will other than a discussion of malnourished people in India.

    Malnutrition (which is what we are talking about in India) would weaken a person and that would include weakening the will. However, I think it is a stretch to say that eating carbohydrates makes free people who are not confined in cult settings susceptible to brainwashing. Merely associating with like-minded people and agreeing with them is not brainwashing. If it is, then 99% of the public are brainwashed.

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  10. Man Mountain Molehill Avatar
    Man Mountain Molehill

    Since this turned into a discussion about hippies instead of conspiracies:

    The button-down, crew cut 1950s were the real creative decade. This was the decade that invented (or perfected)
    Transistors
    Jets
    Computers
    Television

    And 50s jazz beats the snot out of hippy music.

    1950s:
    Diz and Bird

    Hippies:
    Cretins Clearwater Revival
    A bunch of retards who could barely play their instruments.
    Just yuck. And Janice Joplin. A syphilitic ex prostitute with no sense of pitch.

    Really, what’s left to take credit for? Macrame dreamcatchers? Soyburgers? Tiny Tim? Volkswagon buses? Rampant STDs?

    Compare and contrast:
    1957 Chevy Bel Air
    1967 Chevy Corvair

    About those Volkswagons, hippies driving a car design the Nazis stole from the Czechs just seems appropriate somehow.

  11. Eric Scheie Avatar

    I was talking about brainwashing more than hippies.

    Musical tastes and tastes in cars come and go, and so do decades. It’s up to the fans to decide. I hated the 70s music and cars, and loved those of the 50s and 60s. So what?

    “Hippie” was simply a word invented by Herb Caen which was eventually used by the media to manipulate everyone.

    Hippie fashion victims were no more brainwashed than today’s fashion victims, although I think it’s a shame their trappings became such a rallying cry.

    RE brainwashing, the link you provided says this:

    ***QUOTE***

    The following groups are just a few examples of mass brainwashing that can last for decades and sometimes for centuries. Members of these groups or classifications are all severely brainwashed.

    Mormons – Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. No, Joseph Smith did not translate the Book of Mormon from gold plates. You have been brainwashed.

    Secular Humanists and Pagans. No, we did not evolve from pond slime, and no, the universe did not originate from the Big Bang. You have been brainwashed.

    Calvinist. No, humans are not totally depraved. That concept is not in the Bible. Saint Augustine got the idea from Mani of Babylon. You have been brainwashed.

    Vegetarians and Vegans. No, the vegetarian diet is not healthy. It is a false religion, the worship of animals. You have been brainwashed.

    Marxists and Communists. No, Marxism and communism are not viable, successful economic systems. You have been brainwashed.

    Church Tithing. No, tithing is not a New Testament command in this Dispensation of Grace. You have been brainwashed.

    ***END QUOTE***

    Sorry, but I don’t think a different viewpoint — even one which seems wrong on its face or completely inane — equals brainwashing.

  12. Daedalus Mugged Avatar
    Daedalus Mugged

    I had heard of the Niburu conspiracy before, but this is the first I have heard of it linking with Jewish Reptilians and the Pope.

    The version I heard was an exo-planet with a much more elliptical orbit would pass very close to/hit planet earth as their orbits crossed. The conspriacy was that the government knows about it and wasn’t telling anyone because they wanted to corral all the resources to survive the disaster for ‘the elite’ before ‘the masses’ found out about the imminent disaster.

    Kooky, but no where near the same level of kooky of alien reptilian Jews and pope-telescopes. I would guess the vast majority of the books and youtube videos you cite are the mild form of kooky rather than the virulent.

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  14. Chris Martel Avatar
    Chris Martel

    This is why I come to sites like this to get the news.

  15. Laura Avatar
    Laura

    I’m open to all the conspiracy lit I’ve been reading. Saw the uncut Kennedy killing by the limo driver greer. But the reptillian shape shifters has me captive momentarily. Big brother pharma and gmo’s too. I think the Pepsi fetus particles for flavor really blew me away, it made Walt Disney look normal. My boyfriend thinks I’m insane tho and he will get dumped soon..well read on Theres so much out there like the giant people from anunaki or aspartame