My Charlie Sheen Story

By now everyone has one or is repeating someone else’s Charlie Sheen story. I have my own.

The first mate was telling me yesterday how lucky Charlie was to have two ladies. I told her that those girls were far too young and besides if something like that ever happened to me I’d insist that she be one of the ladies.
Big hug and kiss from the mate for me. God I love that girl.
Of course every woman has a different preferred answer to the question. So it pays to know your mate.

If you give the wrong answer you could wind up in bad trouble the least of which is sleeping alone for a month. So be careful out there.
Inspired by the dialog at The Other McCain who I was referred to by an Instapundit link.
Stacey suggests this book as an introduction to the mores of twenty-somethings.
Generation S.L.U.T.: A Brutal Feel-up Session with Today’s Sex-Crazed Adolescent Populace
So what can a father do to improve the odds that his daughter doesn’t join the ranks of the sluts? This site has a chart which I’m going to repeat below that answers the question.

Virginity.jpg

In words: Make sure your daughter goes into something chemistry or mathematics. The worst is art major. My #1 daughter is a chemical engineering major.
Now why would it work like that? You can get a hint here: Demographics. The short version? It depends on the M/F ratio in the classes.
Cross Posted at Power and Control


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9 responses to “My Charlie Sheen Story”

  1. Kathy Kinsley Avatar
    Kathy Kinsley

    Odd, that. Back when I went to college, computer science would have been right up there with mathematics (demographics-wise). Things seem to have changed.

  2. Eric Scheie Avatar

    While it is amusing and makes a certain amount of intuitive sense, as the comments point out at the link, there is no data other than someone’s say-so. Where is the study?
    And does loss of virginity = slut?

  3. M. Simon Avatar

    Eric,
    I thought the study was more indicative rather than definitive.

  4. Brett Avatar
    Brett

    Every day, some bright and shiny lie to keep the ladies happy.
    Why aren’t they embarrassed by egoism?

  5. Huusker Avatar
    Huusker

    So the ladies in Computer Science put out? Not in my experience.. they rank with the math geeks.

  6. Brisa Avatar
    Brisa

    The craziest nympho I ever dated was a brilliant math major… (don’t mean to brag)

  7. Eric Scheie Avatar

    No majors in Comparative Literature, Music, Sociology, Engineering or Physics?
    The “study” does not pass my smell test, but it generated a new post!
    🙂

  8. Kathy Kinsley Avatar
    Kathy Kinsley

    Erm – yeah, Huusker. In the old days, we ranked with the math geeks – I’m wondering if anything changed. I doubt it. Like the math geeks, comp-sci rarely put out unless the men were smarter than they were. 😛

  9. grumble Avatar
    grumble

    You’re confusing causality and correlation. That said, if I was looking to score a college-age woman, it looks to me like the sci/math nerd girls are the ones to chase.