Rick Santorum may be making a run for President.
Back in September, I wrote a story about former Pennsylvania senator Rick Santorum, who was jetting around to Iowa and New Hampshire laying the obvious groundwork for a presidential run in 2012.
But Google Santorum and some very ugly crap comes up. Similar results come up for Rick Santorum.
Santorum advisers told Roll Call that burying Savage’s site on Google was virtually impossible. The reporter suggested that Santorum might consider getting his supporters to fight back with blog posts and Internet traffic directed at his own sites. But his advisers wrote this effort off as too expensive. Of course, what they didn’t say is that the homophobes Santorum panders to–he’s a frequent fundraiser for the anti-gay marriage group National Organization for Marriage–aren’t nearly as many or as motivated as the pissed off gay people and their friends, relatives, and sympathizers who were outraged by the comments he made equating homosexuality with bestiality. The fact that Santorum can’t generate enough web traffic to bury the Savage’s seven-year-old site in the Google rankings suggests that winning the bigot vote won’t be enough to put him in the White House. But of course, we knew that. After all, it wasn’t even enough to keep him in the Senate.
That is not my issue with Rick. My issue with Rick is the Drug War. He is a total Drug Warrior.
And Sarah Palin doesn’t like him for her own reasons. She says she will not call him “A Knuckle Dragging Neanderthal” though. In any case I’m willing to help him with his anal problems. By making them worse.
Cross Posted at Power and Control
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5 responses to “Rick Santorum Has An Anal Problem”
Geez, it’s worse than I had imagined. It’s not merely a Google bomb; there’s even a Wiki entry:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santorum_%28sexual_neologism%29
I do think Sarah Palin is our best hope of getting something other than another damned mindless Drug Warrior on the presidential ticket. But forget Santorum; he’ll never make it anyway. I’m worried we’ll get Gingrich rammed up our ass. If that happens I won’t know what I’ll do.
And I won’t vote for Sanctimonious Santorum because of his Animal Rights connections. He was behind PAWS that would have devastated hobby breeders. The Federal Government does not need to be in my whelping box. He is a Progressive and needs to stay out of power.
She says, “I will not call him the knuckle dragging neanderthal that perhaps others would want to call him. I’ll let his wife call him that instead.”
But I will, along with “right-wing-nutcase” (yeah, they do exist) and, well… like Sarah, I’m too polite to say what I really think of that child of a union between a moron and an idit. And I thank every deity ever even thought of that I’m not his wife.
Actually, Santorum did not compare homosexuality to bestiality. He pointed out that the Lawrence decision, by holding that moral disapproval was not a valid basis for law, put into question all the other laws about sexual morality that are based on moral disapproval. Why, exactly, is bestiality unlawful? Or polygamy? Moral disapproval.
clayton, no bestiality and polygamy are illegal because the other parties cannot give consent. An animal cannot consent, and a teenage girl cannot consent to be the 4th wife of a 40 year old man.
But yes, someday we’ll allow poly marriages of adults if we believe they are not being taken advantage of, for our moral outrage doesn’t matter.