They Were Both Named Mohamed

There was a shoot up at a Calgary, Ontario Alberta night club. One patron was seriously injured. Bouncers at the night club captured the shooter before he could do more significant damage. Police arrested the suspected gunman and the suspected driver of the getaway vehicle. A third person (name not released) was not captured.

Police have charged Mohamed Elmi, 31, and Mohamed Salad, 29, both from Calgary, with attempted murder, and a host of firearms charges and aggravated assault.

Now what are the odds of two Mohameds?

There is no report on whether Mohamed was bothered more by the drinks served or by men and women dancing together. Assuming it was jihad that motivated them and not some other dispute.

Edited 14 Jan 2016 1047z to correct the location of Calgary Alberta.


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4 responses to “They Were Both Named Mohamed”

  1. Diomedes Avatar
    Diomedes

    I believe you have just mortally offended several thousand Calgarians by placing their hometown in Ontario.

  2. newrouter Avatar
    newrouter

    the moe coefficient= 1.0 here

  3. Kathy Kinsley Avatar
    Kathy Kinsley

    Anyone want to take bets on whether the third was named either Mohamed or Hasan? (With or without doubled consonants.)

    Didn’t think so.

  4. Simon Avatar

    Diomedes January 13th, 2016

    Fixed.