Despite the fact that the Constitution has been thoroughly ransacked for profit, it’s video games that are ruining the country.
On this vital point, the best minds on the left and right agree:
- “Grand Theft Auto…encourages [children] to have sex with prostitutes and then murder them.”—Sen. Hillary Clinton (D-N.Y.), July 14, 2005.
- “Every school massacre can be traced to the young killers’ addiction to violent video games.”—conservative activist Phyllis Schlafly, September 10, 2010.
Little wonder there’s an emerging atheist-Scientologist-Satanist coalition.
We can all worship together at the video game of our choice.
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Here is the Prayer to Satan to start public meetings:
Oh Great Evil One protect us from those who wish to force us to do good.
[…] Eric brought to my attention the emerging atheist-Scientologist-Satanist coalition. The premise is that the Supreme Court has allowed public bodies to use sectarian prayers to start public meetings. So I have invented a prayer for such occasions. […]