Ugh

Tonight’s debate is a big deal. Obama is said to be ready to get nasty, and he will focus on women.

Do I have to watch? Can’t I just skip it?

I guess I’ll just have to see.

MORE: Candy Crowley (who looks like a malevolent female version of Jobba the Hut) is doing all she can to help Obama. This format is biased.

(So what else is new?)

At least Romney is standing up to it.

9:23 p.m. This is no Townhall Debate! The grotesque Candy Crowley is constantly intervening on Obama’s side, and asking all the questions. It is format fraud.

9:33 p.m. Why is Candy Crowley being allowed to keep interjecting herself?

Who is in control of this?

9:36 p.m. Despite the serious disadvantages posed by the format, Romney is doing a good job of holding his own and explaining his position.

But Obama was raised by a single mom!

9:49 p.m. The way the format works is this:

Obama gets to rebut Romney, but Romney does not get to rebut Obama.

That’s Candy’s way of moving it along.

MORE: IF I SEE ONE MORE QUESTIONER FROM THE AUDIENCE READ FROM A PREPARED QUESTION, I AM GOING TO SCREAM!