Save my fish!

Since the readers here have been so helpful with advice, I wondered whether anyone has any experience with keeping raccoons away from fish ponds. Coco seems to have been sleeping on the job, and a raccoon ran amok recently.

I know you can cover the whole pond with half inch hardware cloth, but that kind of defeats the look. I have heard of no effective raccoon repellents, and I am leaning towards maybe installing an electric fence.

A guy at the aquarium store mentioned setting off firecrackers, but that would require stalking the coons and catching them in the act. Doubtless there are also electronic repellent devices. And traps….

Ideas, anyone?


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19 responses to “Save my fish!”

  1. Captain Ned Avatar
    Captain Ned

    It’s time to go all Carl Spackler on those thieving rats.

  2. Mannie Avatar
    Mannie

    That’s what .22 rifles are for.

    Alternatively, put out poisoned bait.

    If you are feeling humane, get a Havaheart type box trap. Once you’ve trapped the raccoon, drown it in the pond.

  3. Eric Wilner Avatar

    Piranhas!
    Or little bitty land mines. Nitrogen triiodide?
    Or give the fish frickin’ lasers.
    I actually put a little (homemade) electric fence around a fish pond once. Ended up trapping a squirrel that somehow fell in, but it did keep the raccoons out.

  4. Douglas Avatar
    Douglas

    Coal ash? Good for the grass, frightening to most animals.

  5. Douglas Avatar
    Douglas

    Or give the fish frickin’ lasers.

    Though I prefer eric wilner’s idea.

  6. Douglas Avatar
    Douglas

    Have Simon design a transmitted energy powered fricken laser, that you can put on your fishes fricken heads.

    Drawback, they might turn on you and try to rebel.

  7. Douglas Avatar
    Douglas

    It can even be powered by polywell fusion.

  8. jorja Avatar
    jorja

    Being a former APBT servant, I heard that you must protect your PB from 3 things. Bears, Mountain Lions, and, Racoons. I don’t know why racoons, I just follow instructions.

  9. jorja Avatar
    jorja

    Sorry (Raccoon), maybe get a house cat to chase the coon off.

  10. Keith_Indy Avatar

    trap + .22LR = no more racoon

  11. Anne Marie Avatar
    Anne Marie

    We’ve found 12 (hubby) or 20 (me) gauge shotguns most effective. However, if that is frowned upon in your neighborhood, live traps baited with oreo cookies or other sweet treats work well too. Usually, the animal control officers from your town will pick them up once you have caught them. FYI we speak from experience. We have dispatched over 43 Coonies in our 15 years of rural living.

  12. Anne Marie Avatar
    Anne Marie

    Visa vie house cat vs. coonie. Don’t go there. We’ve had coons put holes in full grown hunting dogs. They are very, very mean and DO NOT reach your hand toward them if you live trap them, use some sort of mitt so they can’t tear you up if you must pick up the trap.

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  14. LS Avatar

    Tabasco or chili pepper flakes.

  15. Mark L Avatar
    Mark L

    “Tabasco or chili pepper flakes.”

    Doesn’t that work best after the racoons have been field-dressed?

    Although I prefer cilantro — or maybe rosemary and thyme instead.

  16. Keith_Indy Avatar
    Keith_Indy

    It might just be my perception, but it seems like, around here anyway, that raccoon road kill is the one critter I never see turkey vultures picking clean.

    Skunk, possum, deer, even other birds, will have turkey vultures circling within hours, but a raccoon carcass will sit there for days and weeks.

  17. Bob Mulroy Avatar

    GAMO USA makes a nearly silent .177 caliber air rifle that will dispatch urban pests. It’ll only set you back three bills.

    I’ve “recycled” dozens of the creatures over the last eight years. The very best bait is marshmallows and dog kibble melted together. You can use it with a box trap, or coon cuffs.

  18. Bob Mulroy Avatar

    Oh, by the way, a raccoon can figure out an electric fence in about two minutes.