What is going on with this damned blog?????
Look at the top! Holy shit!
Has the unimaginable and unthinkable actually happened?
I am going to look into this, and heads will roll!
(I guess I can’t say I wasn’t warned….)
MORE: I have emailed both M. Simon and Sarah seeking an explanation.
This is an outrage up with which I shall not put! The last time we got hacked it turned out to be related to the Traditional Values Coalition, but I wouldn’t have expected such dirty, lowdown, Christianist technological treachery from Andrew.
GRRR…
AND MORE: I guess I should consider myself lucky that it’s only Andrew Sullivan who is victimizing me. Sean Kinsell found himself being stalked all the way to Brazil by much more powerful forces!
MORE: I was starting to suspect Dave too, but just as I was getting ready to email him, Sarah started playing innocent, and said she needed a new monitor.
Amanda already ratted you out, Sarah.
But I did find you a new monitor!
MORE: M. Simon emailed back, saying “Sullivan is just trying to hit the big time.”
Big time indeed. I strongly suspect big time collusion.
This is an outrage.
MORE: The problem has finally been solved. After midnight, the pumpkin turned back into a lime and all was well.
Phew!
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12 responses to “WTF???”
It’s that time of year, again.
I wouldn’t have even noticed it, if you didn’t point it out…
And then I thought, oh yeah, 4/1…
Andrew has delusions of grandeur.
You so totally owe me a monitor. This one is sprayed with tea. Bad Eric, bad! (In the best possible way.)
Sarah did it. She lulled all of you into a false sense of security and then, in the dark of night, struck. You have to watch out for those writer types…you never know what they have up their sleeves.
Repent!
I confess. I messed with the header. You see, I have had a change of heart, a road to Damascus experience, you might say.
It was all due to reading Andrew Sullivan and realizing I was a right winger espousing left wing theories pretending to be a libertarian while being left, I mean right I mean… How in heck am I supposed to fly when my wings are fighting with each other?
And there you have the problem. I realized I was trying to fly, a delusion caused by godless (though not always goddessless!) books with dragons and spaceships and other lures of the individual imagination. In fact, we all know there is no individual imagination because the entire course of our lives is predetermined in our genes from the moment we are born and only the state knows and controls all.
All for the state and nothing without the state. Repent of your individualistic evil and join me in repentance.
I shall enter the convent of Our Lady Of Holy Redistribution (oh, you know who HE is) to atone for my grievous sins.
Perfect. Just perfect!
LOL – Good one. I did a good double-take before I remembered it’s April 1. (And, worse, I’d just been browsing around Google’s April 1 pranks.)
Since when is CV winning the future?
I never knew you were unimaginable and unthinkable, Eric. Really. So do we get to call you “The Unthinkable Eric” now? That would make heads roll.
You have been granted a dispensation. I don’t tolerate Andi in more than tiny tiny doses.
Where are the Trig Truthers? I’m getting out of here before they post.
Judging by that monitor, I was afraid you’d been taken over by Charles Johnson….