The end is nigh. Would that be front or rear?
TMZ.com reported that some strip clubs surrounding Cowboys stadium are looking for an additional 10,000 girls to entertain the overwhelming crowds expected during the Packers-Steelers matchup.
According to the website, Arlington city officials are expecting 300,000 visitors over Super Bowl weekend.
John Walsh, the manager of one local strip club, told the website he’s looking for another 100-120 dancers that week.
Looks like a job opportunity for those who can meet the qualifications. Time to brush up your pole dancing. Shakespeare will not be in high demand.
There are educational materials:
The Art of Exotic Dancing: Striptease Series – Pole Dancing (exotic dancing)
Art of Exotic Dancing: Ultimate Striptease 3 DVD Set (lapdancing, pole dancing, dance moves)
Dr. Amy’s Pole Workout! Volume One For Beginner to Intermediate Pole Dancers!
And even if you decide not to entertain in Dallas there is still your SO. Who will be eternally grateful. For a while.
Cross Posted at Power and Control
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3 responses to “Stripper Shortage In Texas”
This is eye opening. I had not considered it previously, but I would have been surprised if there were as many as 10,000 strippers in the US. And now we find that one city in Texas is looking for an additional 10,000 strippers. So that brings us to the question of how many are there in the US? The world?
No, forget it. If we start discussing numbers, some unholy trinity of politicians, bureaucrats and community organizers are going to want to establish, fund, and administer “programs” for strippers. While I don’t patronize them myself and actually find the whole idea of strip tease silly, I would not wish government oversight and assistance on anyone.
I wonder if they all left after Michael Irvin retired.
This is a BS story. I’ll bet there are fewer than 10 strip clubs in the entire city of Arlington.