Let’s make sure there’s no shortage of fun!

While I haven’t had as much time as I might like to sound off on the issues of the day (and don’t really have the time now), I want to take the time to say this:
GOD BLESS GREG GUTFELD’S GROUND ZERO GAY BAR!
No, really. I cannot stress the importance of such, um, inclusion, especially near the place where this country was attacked on September 11, 2001.
This is America.
However, I am bit taken aback by the idea that religious bigotry might stand in the way.
It seems that if there is to be a mosque nearby, then there can be no gay bar, because apparently no bars are allowed near religious establishments:

New York state issues liquor licenses, not Bloomberg’s City Hall. And no bar can be within 200 feet of a place of worship. Will the state rule the Islamic site is such a facility? Or a mere “cultural center”? As it is, there’s no shortage of watering holes downtown…one can certainly unfurl a gay pride rainbow flag with a crescent superimposed…

As Glenn says, “Fun Galore!”
(I’m all for that.)
So, it occurs to me if there can’t be a gay bar next door because of religious issues surrounding alcohol, then how about a gay bathhouse? (New York only has three….)
It’s always good to have a backup plan.
Anyway, I just wanted to toss the idea out (or would that be slip the idea in?). And even though I agree that there’s no “shortage of deliberate provocations in today’s America,” I see no harm in adding my suggestion to the surplus.
MORE: Out out, damned but!
Why can’t there be more loopholes in the Koran?