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It has come to my attention that if you send an e-mail to flag@whitehouse.gov to report unwarranted criticism of President ∅ your IP address will go into a permanent file.
Cuffy Meigs at the above link explains what to do:

For the record, I’m not completely freaked out by the White House having my IP address permanently in a database. Because I know the more I post flag@whitehouse.gov here and around the web, the more robo site-crawling spambots will join me on the enemies list. The White House hates re-financed boner pills from Nigerian governments-in-exile. That address again: flag@whitehouse.gov

And just in case you missed it: flag@whitehouse.gov and for stupid crawlers that only understand plain text (be kind to stupid machines) here it is in plain text:
flag@whitehouse.gov
And just in case they need a reminder:
flag@whitehouse.gov
You know. Spambots may have their uses after all. I wonder if the President needs Viagra? Or money from Nigeria? Perhaps he has won the lottery? Or maybe he wants a date with a Russian lady who really really wants to love him if he is kind and generous.
H/T Eric of Classical Values via e-mail.
Update: Commenter Watcher thinks I may have left a few things out:
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