Today, in a totally surprise announcement, Paris Hilton says that she is endorsing herself for President. As part of that announcement she has unveiled her energy plan. New technology and drill, drill drill. Given her previous work it is no surprise she is totally behind drilling.
The McCain campaign says they are thrilled to have her in the race. A McCain spokesperson who wishes to remain anonymous says they will make room in their schedule for a private meeting to discuss the issues. The spokesperson says that they are looking forward to a meeting with or without Cindy depending on Ms. Hilton’s preferences. He said the hours between 9PM and 6AM are open on any day Paris prefers. He said discussing drilling is especially important since it will relieve much of the stress on the economy.
Another McCain spokesman said on the record:
McCain’s spokesperson Tucker Bounds tells TMZ that on the subject of energy, Paris is deeper than Barack. He says, “Sounds like Paris is taking the ‘All of the Above’ energy approach that John McCain has advocated — both alternatives and drilling. Perhaps the reality is that Paris has a more substantive energy plan than Barack Obama.”
The Obama campaign has yet to respond to these startling developments. Michelle could not be reached for comments.
H/T Hot Air
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Those hours for a meeting sound more like the ones John Edwards keeps.
andrew,
It was a feeble attempt at humor AND a dig at Edwards. Economy of force.
Extracting oil is more than just drilling for it, you also need to pump it. Given Ms. Hilton’s experience in that area, and in innumerable positions too, who better to lead us into a decently lubricated future? Or to make preparations enjoyable regardless of how long they take?
Paris Hilton for Vice-President!
McCain-Hilton 2008. Beat that, Barack.
Paris Hilton is to young to be VP. But she would make a great Secretary of Whew!