One man’s disturbing mutant is another man’s precious thing of Beauty!

Post-Nuclear War Mutant Salt Shakers, anyone?
Clayton Cramer said that a Thai restaurant was handing them to customers, but he found them “disturbing.”
It’s not the first time this has happened, but once again, I must regretfully disagree with Cramer.
I mean, just look at these!

I think they’re incredibly cool and I want a set! In fact, I almost feel like flying to Boise, Idaho, renting a car and then driving to the Sad Wa Dee Restaurant in Meridian, to beg for a set.
BTW, the Sad Wa Dee has been favorably reviewed and rated four stars.
But the salt and pepper shakers are so beautifully disturbing I’d rate them a five!
UPDATE: Things are more disturbing than I thought. After exhaustively searching the Internet for mutant salt and pepper shakers, and “weird” salt and pepper shakers, I finally stumbled onto the mutants. Only they’re not intended to be mutants; they’re “huggies” — and they’re supposed to be placed together in a syrupy sickly-sweet display of saccharin schmaltziness….
Like this:

Ugh!
Reminds me of the expression “you can’t hug your kid with nuclear mutants.”
Or was that “nuclear mutants are for hugging”?
Maybe Clayton Cramer was right to find them disturbing….