Sleepy pit bulls never lie!

Coco has a visitor, Sean Kinsell, and she’s convinced that he traveled all the way from Japan just to see her.
As you can see, Sean has mastered a rare Japanese massage technique which never fails to put pit bulls to sleep:

(If only the Humane Society put pit bulls to sleep that way instead of the other way.)
Sean’s blogging certainly won’t put anyone to sleep — especially human pit bulls. Here’s a sample from yesterday (about a lesbian Muslim activist Irshad Manji, who’s being snubbed by the left):

Plenty of gay men and women who “don’t care what people think” when they’re having a noisy good time at brunch or giving conservative relatives a heart attack with their views about social policy will turn into the most craven protocol-followers alive when it’s time to venture, even gingerly, the opinion that maybe there are strains of thinking in non-Western cultures that are incompatible with human rights and are not the fault of Western imperialism. Or that gay advocacy groups often choose cheap partisan expediency over gay interests.

I couldn’t agree more with what Sean says about the double standard; read it all.
As for Coco, she’s steeped in double standards, and I can barely get her to read this blog, much less help me with editing and proof reading.

Wish I had more time for blogging today, but I’ll be running around.
Meanwhile, Coco plans to petition the Humane Society to put Sean in charge of all pit bull policy.