Feeling horny? Enjoy the pain!

I was thinking ahead (itself a painful thing for me), and I stumbled upon this ad:

Amnesty, Ted Kennedy, Big Spending…
Sounds like things liberal democrats would love right? WRONG!
RINO’s are painful to watch, listen to, and most importantly DATE!

Ouch! (I mean Oh the Pain!)
I enjoyed the ad, and even though it’s not my style to post about ads, I just couldn’t stop laughing, so I thought I’d best upload it to the blog so that I’ll already be prepared with a post for next week’s RINO Sightings Carnival. For a RINO, nothing beats being pre-dated.
But speaking of dates, who was first to use the sexy image of the Rhinoceros to refer to non-conforming Republicans? Who owns the RINO? trademark? I mean, isn’t being a RINO? an identity? Are non-RINOs trying to horn in on the fun, and profit from misrepresenting the views of the RAGING RINOs?
I for one do not like “Amnesty, Ted Kennedy, or Big Spending.” Not have I any desire to screw those who do. But alas, I’m not only a RINO, I’m a Goldwater Liberal! Who came first? And who gets to define these things, anyway?
Perhaps I should report this to the Commissar.