Dick Cheney Wants to Murder Me

That’s what Brady Bunch patriarch Jim Brady said in a press release yesterday:

James and Sarah Brady made comments today related to Vice President Cheney’s reportedly accidental shooting yesterday in Texas.
“Now I understand why Dick Cheney keeps asking me to go hunting with him,” said Jim Brady. “I had a friend once who accidentally shot pellets into his dog – and I thought he was an idiot.”
“I’ve thought Cheney was scary for a long time,” Sarah Brady said. “Now I know I was right to be nervous.”

All this over a little pepper spray.
First they came for my handgun … then they came for my bird shot. Then they tackled the knife culture and at last we danced beneath rainbows, and the lion lay down with the lamb.
But the left eats this up while pretending it’s the right that resorts to public inflammatory rhetoric. Does anyone really believe that Dick Cheney wants to murder Jim Brady?
Jim Brady doesn’t, but watch the lemmings on the left. They’ve grown accustomed to following asses.


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2 responses to “Dick Cheney Wants to Murder Me”

  1. Eric Scheie Avatar

    Hhunting with an armed Jim Brady? Isn’t that even more dangerous than hunting with Dick Cheney?

  2. Apartment 604 Avatar

    I just can’t believe he’d be so crass as to actually issue a press statement in response to an accident . . . it seems about as relevant as MADD issuing a statement when somebody’s car breaks down on the highway.