Global warming causes immorality!

Here’s something you don’t see every day: Galapagos tortoises having sex. It was amazing to see these huge things get so excited, and the male (at least, whichever one was on top) was making a strange bellowing sound which sounded like nothing I’d ever heard before. A male peacock was watching, and eventually a crowd gathered, cheering on the pair with lewd remarks.

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I took the above photo today at the Philadelphia Zoo, where I entertained a visitor on a day warm enough for T-shirts. The confused tortoises must have thought Spring had arrived.
(Bush’s fault, no doubt.)


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6 responses to “Global warming causes immorality!”

  1. Bonnie Avatar

    Galapagos tortoises may not look the part, but they hook up all the time! They’re serious exhibitionists, and I say this as a woman who did more than my share of school field trips.

  2. Eric Scheie Avatar

    Well, this blog could use some serious exhibitionism — even at a turtles pace….
    🙂

  3. Steven Malcolm Anderson the Lesbian-worshipping man's-man-admiring myth-based egoist Avatar

    They look rather like crabs to me. I think my views are somewhere in the Crab Nebula.
    From what I’ve heard, the peacock seems to be a Transcendental Scientist, the male having all the color and style.
    When am I going to see some Lesbian cats? Meow!

  4. dustbury.com Avatar

    A lover with a slow hand

    Or other appendage as appropriate….

  5. Sean Kinsell Avatar

    The Philadelphia Zoo’s never that interesting when I go. Must be your potent sexual aura, dude.

  6. McGehee Avatar

    I wonder if female tortoises complain that when they’re having sex, the males are finished in only four days?