Osaddama Huladen

I was just playing around with Google Sets, which may actually have its uses, though what follows isn’t promising.
Inspired by Chairman How’s confusion between Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein, I made the two evildoers ‘a set.’ The results were bewildering:
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The only conclusion is that the folks over at Google know intimate details about the relationship between these two men. A careful analysis of this data set reveals that Osama and Saddam had a secret rendezvous in a seedy saloon where the details of their ::ahem:: partnership were hashed out amid fawning praise, soft touches, and gifts of rare and valuable Pokemon trading cards.
The folks at Google, however, have covered their tracks. When I enlarged the set to include Google it returned zero results.
The truth is out there!
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[ed.’s note: I actually thought I’d invented the clever moniker ‘Chairman How’ for Howard Dean, but I was beaten to the punch. It’s got a nice ring to it … sure would be nice if more people started using it, especially in light of his recent fumbling, bumbling, and stumbling over that pesky issue of socialism.]


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4 responses to “Osaddama Huladen”

  1. Eric Scheie Avatar

    Not sure about How. Might cause confusion.

  2. Dennis Avatar

    C’mon! Chairman How, Chairman Mao … it’s good fun. And it’s much catchier than Bushitler, which sounds like a Japanese martial art.

  3. Smitty Avatar
    Smitty

    Bush IS evil!!!! We’ve seen this before, in Oregon, when prisoners of war were eaten!!!! Whatever!!!!