Here’s some vital erection election news (I’ll stick to the statistical “meat” of the story):
Of those involved in a committed relationship, who is very satisfied with their relationship?
Republicans ? 87 percent; Democrats ? 76 percentWho is very satisfied with their sex life?
Republicans ? 56 percent; Democrats ? 47 percentThe poll analysis also reveals who has worn something sexy to enhance their sex life:
Republicans ? 72 percent; Democrats ? 62 percent When asked whether they had ever faked an orgasm, more Democrats (33 percent) than Republicans (26 percent) said they had.
Faked orgasm?
Is that what’s commonly spun as a “dead heat?”
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2 responses to “Republican! Whiskey! Sexy!”
I have long observed that Republicans, Conservatives, Rightists, have a higher libido. Precious bodily fluids? Tight and High, as Dawn would say. Jehovanistic-style Gnostic.
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