Republican! Whiskey! Sexy!

Here’s some vital erection election news (I’ll stick to the statistical “meat” of the story):

  • Of those involved in a committed relationship, who is very satisfied with their relationship?
    Republicans ? 87 percent; Democrats ? 76 percent
  • Who is very satisfied with their sex life?
    Republicans ? 56 percent; Democrats ? 47 percent
  • The poll analysis also reveals who has worn something sexy to enhance their sex life:

  • Republicans ? 72 percent; Democrats ? 62 percent
  • When asked whether they had ever faked an orgasm, more Democrats (33 percent) than Republicans (26 percent) said they had.
  • Faked orgasm?
    Is that what’s commonly spun as a “dead heat?”


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    2 responses to “Republican! Whiskey! Sexy!”

    1. Steven Malcolm Anderson (Cato the Elder) the Lesbian-worshipping gun-loving selfish aesthete Avatar

      I have long observed that Republicans, Conservatives, Rightists, have a higher libido. Precious bodily fluids? Tight and High, as Dawn would say. Jehovanistic-style Gnostic.

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