That bumper really sticks in my craw…

If y’all recall my rant on a certain bumper sticker, you can now see it for yourself, with many other brilliant gems besides:
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Bumper sticker wisdom has, I fear, proliferated, now appearing on t-shirts as well. On the 4th I saw one the read

FREADOM.

And it made me think of this:

LIBELTY.

Which may not make sense, but neither does FREADOM. And it makes me laugh.


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5 responses to “That bumper really sticks in my craw…”

  1. Nathan Hamm Avatar

    Speaking of shirts on the 4th, I saw one of those Reagan “Viva la Revolucion” shirts at the Liberty Medal award presentation at Independence Hall.

  2. Jeremy Brown Avatar

    The license plate is the best part.

  3. Flea Avatar

    I am not fluent in l33t but I can read that license plate just fine.

  4. Steven Malcolm Anderson (Cato the Elder) the Lesbian-worshipping gun-loving selfish aesthete Avatar

    I hate every one of those sappy slogans on that car. Each one screams that the owner just had a lobotomy. Ever since 9/11/2001, the Left has been pushing me further to the Right every time they open their mouths.

  5. Steven Malcolm Anderson (Cato the Elder) the Lesbian-worshipping gun-loving selfish aesthete Avatar

    Sorry about the oversimplified spectrumology from me here. What I meant was: “Left” in the sense of “One, One World, One Everything”, as a John Bircher once defined it, turns me off. That’s one possible dimension of a spectrum. The other is that of his young interlocutor, who defined “Right” as “One Way, Only One Way” and “Left” as “Anything Goes”.
    Spectrums, spectrums, spectrums, spectrums….