Crazy as things are right now in the blogosphere, I have debated the propriety of posting my usual Friday Online Tests.
I decided to go ahead, because this is a weekly tradition at Classical Values, and for all I know, some of the new readers might need a little harmless relief as much as I.
So….. On to the first test.
“What childhood toy from the 80s are you?” seemed a harmless enough test, and while my result is a bit “sketchy,” I think it’s a fair representation of my personality:
You’re an Etch-a-Sketch!! You’re the creative,
artsy type who doesn’t need to actually utilize
a single muscle group in order to have fun.
Doesn’t matter though, you’re still cool.
What childhood toy from the 80s are you?
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Only I don’t know how an Etch-A-Sketch can be used as a murder weapon! The next test — “How would you Murder?” shows my powerlessness, and offers to help me:
Weapons are not your thing. You would prefer to
pummel your opponent to death with your fists
and feet. You show a lot of Honor but some
power still eludes you. I can give you this
power, I can make you stronger, join me.
How would you Murder?
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Well, there’s no question that power eludes me, but then again, because I do not seek power I must question the underlying assumptions of the test.
But the last one for today — “Which UNDERWORLD character are you?” — offers me a different kind of power. Power beyond my wildest dreams.
Once again, I am a vampire:
SELENE: You are selene!
Beautiful, vivacious,
fierce and seductive, Selene vowed she would
destroy Lycans after her family was murdered by
the werewolves. So ruthless is she that selene
is a member of the Death Dealers. This elite
Vampire warrior class’s mission is to make the
Lycans extinct.
Ever wish you could be a
vampire?
Which UNDERWORLD character are you?
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How did they know that my family was murdered by werewolves? This is starting to get personal, and I must protest!
Also, I don’t want to be a girl vampire!
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6 responses to “Go ahead! Sketch me to death!”
So, such begs the question, do you suck their blood before or after you pummel them to death with your Etch-a-Sketch™?
PS. – please note the change to my URL, as I am not a munuvian, and I changed the name of the blog to Read My Lips
I am glad you’re back! I still have both your links blogrolled; one’s the old one and the other’s “Read My Lips.” But I still show http://tig.mu.nu/ as your only blog address. Isn’t that munuvian or am I missing something?
As to the Etch-A-Sketch, once I am finished my dastardly deeds, I need only turn the thing upside down and give it a shake.
All evidence is gone!
Etch-A-Sketch. I love my Etch-A-Sketch. I had one when I was a boy (in the early 1960s) and, remembering that, I went out and bought another one for myself. That was during the early 1980s that I did that.
Later, in the late 1990s, when I got and read J. A. Laponce’s “Left and Right: The Topography of Political Perceptions” (what a joy that was!), I was playing with my Etch-A-Sketch, and I noticed that on the back it said: To control the HORIZONTAL, turn the LEFT dial. To control the VERTICAL, turn the RIGHT dial.
That’s exactly what Laponce had concluded from his cross-cultural studies! The Left is the horizontal (secularism, equality) and the Right is the vertical (the sacred, hierarchies).
Laponce’s book and the Etch-A-Sketch: coincidence?, conspiracy?, or…. ….the Divine order? Hmmmm…. Most fascinating!, spectrumologically.
Steven, I never thought of the political implications of my Etch-A-Sketch. Talk about adjusting the spectrum!
Wonderful!
Victor
VICTOR: You are victor! 1400-years-old, he is the supreme Vampire overlordwho has been sleepong to restore his power.Selene trusts him as she trusts no one else anddaringly awkens him when no one else believesher discovery of the Lycan plot to…