It’s Friday, and I found some tests, even though the Quizilla site is under construction.
The first one — “If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be?” –is definitely in the top ten of the most idiotic tests I’ve featured here, but I guess idiocy as one way of taking one’s mind off one’s problems.

Barbie Got Back! Go you! You’re the closest thing
ever to a true black Barbie. Shake that fat
ass of yours.
If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be?
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The next thing I discovered was that my inner Barbie is addicted to clean and sober living!

You’re addicted to…..
Nothing!
Your addicted to nothing at all? Well….. ok I
guess thats a good thing but come on just think
of the possibilities!
What are you addicted to? (pics!)
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Well, it’s either clean living or abject nihilism, but it strikes me that there’s a fine line between being addicted to nothing and having nothing to live for.
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Is nothingness a unifying world theory?
Maybe so; the next test shows I desire Unity.
(Jeez, I hope it’s not that Unity!)

Unity. You Turly Desire Unity. You wish that the
world was together as one, and world peace was
among us. You enjoy sitting in natures peaceful
spots to get away from war and hate.
PLEASE RATE
What Do You Truly Desire? *PICS*
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Next test, well, I don’t have any idea what it was about, but I took it anyway.
Ice makes me melt or something…..

Kirune-ra feels much more strongly about you than
he ever did before. Driven by his dedication to
protect you, he will always be by your side,
even in death :X
would an angel, demon, or pure evil fall for you 9 (new pics)
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The last test — “Which old school Nickelodeon show are you?” — once again subjected me to ridicule! I will have my readers know that I am not a rad chick with no fashion sense!

You are CLARISSA EXPLAINS IT ALL. She is a rad
chick with absolutely no fashion sense. If you
are a guy and chose this… you are gay.
Which old school Nickelodeon show are you?
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I protest! Too much!
Comments
2 responses to “Nothing unites like Barbie, Kirune-ra, and Clarissa!”
But that was such a great show! World-class family feuding, a spiffy Rachel Sweet theme, and The Actress Eventually Known As Sabrina – what’s not to like?
To tell the truth, I never watched the show, but I am glad to hear it’s good. Thanks for making me feel better about being Clarissa! I think she had a pet alligator, so I have something in common.