This is not a happy day, either for me or for today’s online tests. While I do not feel my test results are accurate, I nonetheless present them — in the interests of accuracy.
It’s nice to know that I’ve been hated as long as this first test — “Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?” — says I have, because if I have been hated that long I can’t do much to change it now.
Still, at least I can be expected to survive the coming APOCALYPSE!
Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
A Rum and Monkey joint.
That kid you hated at school!
More irritating than even that kid who you took a dislike to at school, you’ll live on as one of the many reasons you’ll never want to go back to being a child. The annoying laugh, that needling competitiveness with everything you do, the desire to be better, meaner, first, first, first, first, first …
Remember when you taped his buttocks together, hung him from a tree and then swung from his gonads, chanting “I am the monkey king”? Even a full scale nuclear apocalypse won’t shake off the little bastard, apparently.
Link to this test courtesy of Ghost of a flea, who gets to be a Media Professional.
Kids who were hated in school never get to be Media Professionals.
Maybe I can be a Media Unprofessional?
(The Flea, by the way, got this test from the Raging Kraut, who got a really cool result in the “What gun are you?” test. Cooler than mine!)
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As if to further demonstrate how totally misunderstood I am, the next test revealed that I am an alien!
Not the extraterrestrial kind, but the South-of-the-border variety.
How MEXICAN are you?
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Well, that calls for a quote from Unamuno!
El hombre de carne y bueso sufre y muere. Sobre todo muere.
It sat on my hard drive so long I almost forgot the origins of the above test. (Indirectly from Clareified, originally via Glenn Reynolds.)
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Quite understandably, after all that I needed a drink, and I found one at Ordinary Galoot, whose test — “What Drink Are You?” — makes me a Black Velvet!
Congratulations! You’re a black velvet!
What Drink Are You?
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Persnickety was tequila, which would have better suited my nationality, but go figure!
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One response to “Hated, misunderstood, and drinking!”
Seriously? You don’t cheat on these? I cheated on the country one 3 times – it kept trying to tell me I was Libya!!