No behind left behind!

I was appalled this morning to see that the “Breathalyzer in every car” bill has passed the New Mexico House of Representatives. Every car will have to be equipped with this Orwellian technology. Blow before you start in our new national kindergarten.
What do these control freaks think they are doing? Presiding over a nation of children?
What’s next? Toilets that won’t flush until the camera verifies you’ve wiped your ass clean?
I know, I know, “If we could save just one asshole…..”


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3 responses to “No behind left behind!”

  1. Phelps Avatar

    Boy, the unintended consequences are boggling. There is a good argument that the police can’t use suspected drunkeness as a reason to pull people over — after all, there should be a presumption that the driver had to blow to start the car.
    There is going to be a thriving underground industry in installing bypass switches.
    There is going to be a thriving underground in making fake analyzers.
    This only applies to vehicles sold in NM. They should think about what that means, and how much they are going to lose in sales tax revenue. Everyone in NM is going to go to another state to buy a car, and the first ones to go are going to be any commercial vehicles.

  2. ray Avatar

    You dare to question the wisdom of Madame Hillary’s enlightened village elders? Wait till the National Nap Time Program is instituted.

  3. Steven Malcolm Anderson the Lesbian-worshipping gun-loving selfish aesthete Avatar

    A life preserver in every bathtub to prevent drowning. Farenheit 451: ban all books because a hemophiliac might get a paper cut turning a page and bleed to death.
    Also, to prevent hate speech and obscene lewdness, install a genetic-scanning device in every computer to make sure that the person logging on to the Internet is not Steven Malcolm Anderson.