Some fascinating new facts!

Forget about everything you have learned, for I am about to let you in on some new facts which will blow your mind!
All amazing but true!
Did you know that:

  • homosexuality is actually a CIA plot!
  • The “homosexual revolution” was sponsored by Hugh Hefner and Playboy Magazine!
  • George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden both work for “a diabolical multi generational conspiracy” — a “Satanic, criminal cartel [which] has subverted all social institutions…..”
  • !

  • Arnold Schwarzenegger is actively working for the infamous Rothschilds!
  • (Aren’t they Jewish? Gee, this whole time I thought he was supposed to be a Nazi!)
    And, of course, last but not least:

  • 9-11 was an elaborate hoax, and the buildings were destroyed by controlled demolition — all the work of aliens!
  • (I recognize that the truth sometimes hurts, but it is the policy of this blog to leave no stone unturned in an effort to keep my readers up to date with the facts, and armed with the truth!)


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    8 responses to “Some fascinating new facts!”

    1. Persnickety Avatar

      Nothing like a good conspiracy theory at the end of a long, hard day, to really put your troubles in perspective!
      Do you suppose Arnie IS one of those aliens behind Sept. 11?

    2. Steven Malcolm Anderson Avatar

      Fascinating. Too much to comment on but one piece of it…:
      “Playboy” promoting homosexuality? Among men, I always thought it encouraged the opposite tendency, certainly among any of the men I knew who read it.
      I have an old book “Playboy on Sex”, consisting of many of the letters they published in their Forum during the early 1970’s. The exchanges were very much like those in Usenet or in these blog comments. One such was a debate between Hefner and Franklin Kameny of the Mattachine Society and Rita LaPorte of the Daughters of Bilitis. Hefner did not condemn homosexuality as immoral and opposed it being illegal, but he did try to argue for the superiority, psychologically, of heterosexuality or at least bisexuality over “exclusive” or “compulsive” homosexuality. Mr. Kameny and Ms. Laporte very ably defended homosexuality on the ground of the right (and moral duty!) of the individual to be different, to refuse to succumb to social pressures for conformity. Very far above so many of today’s debates where homosexuality is assumed to be undesirable and the only question is whether it’s a sin or a genetic defect.

    3. Tiger: Raggin' & Rantin' Avatar

      Fiction muddles up the truth of the matter

      It seems Eric has collected the strangest list of facts for ya’ll to see. Go have a look for yourself….

    4. Tiger: Raggin' & Rantin' Avatar

      Fiction muddles up the truth of the matter

      It seems Eric has collected the strangest list of facts for ya’ll to see. Go have a look for yourself….

    5. The SmarterCop Avatar

      OH MY GOODNESS

      Oooooooh Brother. – O is for oblivious. – O is for Oswald didn’t do it! and other tinhat theories. – O is for odd orientations. – O is for obsolescence – and it couldn’t happen too soon. – O is…

    6. bruce Avatar
      bruce

      He sounds like a disciple of Lyndon LaRouche.

    7. Scott Rassbach Avatar
      Scott Rassbach

      Wow. Amazing what a total lack of perspective will do for a person.
      It’s nice to be able to connect EVERYTHING that’s wrong in the world to one absolute source.
      I realize your post was tongue in cheek, Eric. But these guys…They worry me.

    8. Steven Malcolm Anderson Avatar

      Here’s something that worries me a lot more: I just finished reading an essay by Kim du Toit defending the Electoral College (via Dean Esmay). But I glanced at du Toit’s blogroll and saw that he lists _!!HOWARD VEIT!!_ among “Bloggers I Read Every Day”! For laughs, _I hope_!