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If God hates fags….

….then who else does God hate?
I did a little research, and found out.
Did you know that:

  • Jews made the Romans butcher 6 million Christians!
  • Homosexuals and Jews ran Nazi Germany!
  • Jews perpetrated a Holocaust in (of all places) Topeka, Kansas!
  • The only true Jews are Christians!


    • I didn’t know any of these things until today. But Fred Phelps does.
    Read this to learn more fascinating facts.
    (Does anyone need more proof that Fred Phelps is an agent provocateur?)

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    5 responses to “If God hates fags….”

    1. OF Jay Avatar
      OF Jay

      Hey honey. It’s Phelps. I don’t mean to sound like a cynical troll right now, but I think you just saw a few minutes of your time pass away in writing that entry.

    2. Steven Malcolm Anderson Avatar
      Steven Malcolm Anderson

      Rev. Fred Phelps is my PERSONAL Savior. I want to marry him.

    3. Eric Scheie Avatar
      Eric Scheie

      Too many marriages, Steven; are you advocating bigot bigamy? Where would you go on your honeymoon?
      Phelps, heh, at least I am not using your church’s resources or taxpayers’ money when I waste valuable minutes of my life.

    4. Steven Malcolm Anderson Avatar
      Steven Malcolm Anderson

      That’s where Santorum said getting the police out of our bedrooms will lead. I wanna marry him, too. And his dog.

    5. Dick Eagleson Avatar
      Dick Eagleson

      Every time I see coverage of the Rev. Fred and his signature picket sign, I keep thinking it should read, “God Hates Fags; but not nearly as much as I do.”