“Conservative” = favors big government but is against abortion.
“Liberal” = favors big government but is for abortion.
“Libertarian” = common criminal (probably a communist and a homosexual too) who just wants government to leave him and everyone else alone
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You left out pot!
“Conservative” = favors big government but is against legal marijuana.
“Liberal” = favors big government and claims to be for legal marijuana but is against legal marijuana.
And libertarians are all a bunch of stoned potheads, even those who don’t smoke the stuff!
…probably a
communistanarchist and a homosexual too.When both parties want more government control ‘communist’ probably isn’t the epithet it used to be.
Democrat = claims to be for social liberties but votes to give President power to indefinitely detain a citizen without charges.