New Speak

“Conservative” = favors big government but is against abortion.
“Liberal” = favors big government but is for abortion.

“Libertarian” = common criminal (probably a communist and a homosexual too) who just wants government to leave him and everyone else alone


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  1. Eric Avatar

    You left out pot!

    “Conservative” = favors big government but is against legal marijuana.
    “Liberal” = favors big government and claims to be for legal marijuana but is against legal marijuana.

    And libertarians are all a bunch of stoned potheads, even those who don’t smoke the stuff!

  2. guy Avatar
    guy

    …probably a communist anarchist and a homosexual too.

    When both parties want more government control ‘communist’ probably isn’t the epithet it used to be.

  3. Bram Avatar
    Bram

    Democrat = claims to be for social liberties but votes to give President power to indefinitely detain a citizen without charges.