Author: Eric Scheie

  • Is fat now a race issue?

    Apparently so. At least, according to the geniuses at the Washington Post. Noting that some of the First Lady’s critics have accused her of having a large posterior, the Post quotes experts who state that this reflects the racist history of disrespecting black women: …what is it with Michelle Obama’s critics and the fixation with…

  • May the purest prohibition party lose!

    For whatever reason, Drudge and Reason have very different ways of presenting the same story about a new congressional move to ratchet down the War on Drugs. Drudge puts it this way: Dems move to end prohibition… Which accurately reflects the Salon headline Drudge links: Dems move to change federal pot laws Reps. Earl Blumenauer and…

  • Resolved. The founders did not enjoy high capacity magazines! (Nor did they enjoy high capacity books, emails or carbon copies…)

    As a number of gun control advocates agree with the philosophy behind Jon Stewart’s remark that “when that constitution was written, people had muskets,” I thought it would be fun to apply the same thinking to the rest of our rights. When the Constitution was written, people had manually inked printing presses with type that…

  • What’s in store for us?

    The reaction of a lot of people to this report about a Big Brother “health” database is that it’s nothing to worry about as it’s not happening here: GPs are to be forced to hand over confidential records on all their patients’ drinking habits, waist sizes and illnesses. The files will be stored in a giant…

  • Feed your head!

    Nice video from the 60s. A real classic, which I think has a haunting quality.

  • The Constitution has gone to the dogs! (No offense meant to Coco.)

    Hey, I not only like dogs, I LOVE them. However, certain misguided animals are being used by their evil masters to destroy our constitutional rights: …even if you are neither a lawyer nor a super-libertarian, you might wonder 1) how often this sort of thing happens, 2) how it came to be that police can…

  • Is newer necessarily better?

    Thinking I would “upgrade” the quality of my television viewing, I decided to replace my old, “outmoded” 30 inch flat screen HD CRT, and I bought a new 42″ LED HDTV. When I turned it on I thought I was going crazy. The picture was bigger, but blurrier. A lot blurrier. Jerkier too. And the…

  • We don’t need no stinkin’ warrants!

    Obviously believing that the 4th Amendment does not apply to them, the DEA is demanding access to patients’ supposedly “private” medical records: The Drug Enforcement Administration is trying to access private prescription records of patients in Oregon without a warrant, despite a state law forbidding it from doing so. The ACLU and its Oregon affiliate…

  • If our government derives its just Powers from the Consent of the Governed, how did we come to be ruled by an unelected librarian?

    When I saw this story linked by a Facebook friend — that in a few days it will be a federal crime to unlock your smartphone — I honestly thought it was a joke. Wrong. That’s right, starting this weekend it is illegal to unlock new phones to make them available on other carriers. I have deep…

  • Must they condemn what they also subsidize?

    I’m sick as a dog and running a 101.3 fever with chills, so I haven’t been up to my normal energy levels, nor am I feeling as rational as I might like. But earlier my attention was drawn again to the so-called “obesity epidemic.” Yeah, it’s in quotes because although I may think that voluntary…

  • “Emotions are what really count in this world.”

    I’d like to contrast two interesting statements about emotion. One is the above (from a left-wing policy wonk). The other is from a guy I respect, Glenn Reynolds: Resort to theatrical efforts at emotional blackmail is an admission that you have no intellectual arguments. True as that is, it certainly does not stop emotional blackmail,…

  • Is it possible to keep Google out of my life, or am I dreaming?

    Now that Google is officially in bed with government gun grabbers, I’m perplexed about what to do. I don’t want to support the company, and I would like to do anything possible to let them know about it. However, they are a Goliath, and I do not even rise to the level of a David…

  • Beer kills!

    It’s a documented fact. No really. Kenner Police say a man died inside a beer cooler at a convenient store on Airline Drive overnight, but no one knew he was there until they found his very cold body this morning. Earlier I said that this sounded cool to me, but now I’m thinking about serious…

  • I wanna be forever one! So where’s my teddy bear?

    Isn’t it weird the way one thing leads to another? I mean, I clicked on Glenn Reynolds’ link to an article about extending life to 800 years (which can already be done with yeast), and then that led me to a piece about monster teddy bears. And as if that weren’t bad enough, the guy…

  • I learn something every day

    And while I never heard of such a thing before, I now know that (at least according to Wikipedia) there is a term called “Microrape”: Characterized by predatory non-physical prurient communications with the intent to penetrate the victim’s emotional security on the basis of heteronormative impositions. I’m just curious how one might penetrate someone’s emotional…

  • Speaking of “the easy availability of foolish laws”…

    Funny thing that in a recent post about inane laws I would say that I “wish we could do something about the easy availability of foolish laws” only to see one of the silliest laws I have yet to see proposed: Rep. Mitch Greenlick, from Portland, is sponsoring a bill that makes cigarettes a Schedule III controlled substance,…

  • Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the vilest of us all?

    There’s a bit of a debate going on over whether not hurling personal insults at people constitutes letting liberals dictate the terms of debate. Having lived in leftie college towns for most of my life, I know what life under the liberal thought police is like; hence I deliberately ran for office as a Republican…

  • If pleasure is as revolting as pain, more pursuit of happiness is needed

    If studies show that what excites our desire – a naked body, a boiled lobster, a cigarette – are simultaneously what threatens to trigger our revulsion, then what are the implications to studies that show chronic grief activates pleasure areas of the brain?  

  • The invocation of the spirit

    On Facebook, Radley Balko earlier linked a news item with a headline I consider downright dirty-looking: Police Invoke the Spirit of Butt-Chugging to Try to Derail Wine in Grocery Stores I really could have done without that, OK? But it’s not just one news item. It’s one they want repeated everywhere, and CNN has joined…

  • How cold can I get?

    I hate this f**king weather! Winter is one thing, but there is something about waking up in the morning to see the temperature below zero that just takes whatever remaining wind I have out of my sails. I don’t want to go anywhere or do anything, yet I have to. My bones ache, and so…