Global Warming is Real

And I have irrefutable proof. Behold what my Google start page presented to me when I got home this evening:
Ardmore, PA 72 degrees; Bryn Mawr PA 122 degrees
Ardmore, PA 74?F
Bryn Mawr, PA 122?F
A difference of forty-eight degrees in only three miles? This truly is an inconvenient truth, as I must brave those temperatures in the morning to pick up and cash a check.
Damn you all and your bloody SUVs!
UPDATE: As of 11PM Google says it’s 140 degrees in Bryn Mawr — nearly twice as hot as in Ardmore. I’m going to sleep with the air conditioner on and hope this problem doesn’t spread.


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3 responses to “Global Warming is Real”

  1. Robin D Avatar
    Robin D

    I’m not too concerned. My MSM homepage told me this week that the DOW had gone up 1446%overnite. Who cares about the weather?

  2. Eric Scheie Avatar

    Dennis thank you! For once someone has provided irrefutable scientific truth to blast through the Rethuglican lies of Bush and Rove, who want to incinerate us all to death!