As seen on a wall in Berkeley:
The sentiment around here is that there is a choice.
The world’s only reliable newspaper would agree!
One of these days I really ought to give some serious thought to taking the election seriously.
I mean, sure, I will vote for anyone but Hillary, but I’d do it in my sleep, so how serious a decision is that?
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6 responses to “We all like our choices”
This is in the comments section of the San Jose Mercury News:
Trent Telenko over at Chicago Boyz opines:
Democrats are terrified of losing power and will stop at nothing to keep it.
I though Hillary was the alien.
Hard to make out the background, looks like Hillary gets a Medusa effect, and Bernie gets a halo.
What did Bill ever see in Hillary? She has been an inept sleaze since the start, fired from the Watergate committee for unethical behavior. Hillary is not very attractive, not too smart and basically unlikable. I suppose, if she ever spoke in a normal tone, that her upper midwest/Wellesley/Yale accent might have made her sound a bit classier than Arkansas shit kicker Billy Jeff Clinton, but he was already a Rhodes scholar, how much more credibility did he need? He could have done a lot better.
Hillary is a three. I mean a three-bagger, one over her head, one over your head, and over your dog’s head so he still respects you in the morning.
Trump still isn’t Jesusy enough for these conservatools.
https://pjmedia.com/faith/2016/06/04/the-danger-to-faith-from-the-cult-of-trump/
Hint: if your faith is so weak that Donald Trump can challenge it something is wrong with your faith.
“I mean, sure, I will vote for anyone but Hillary, but I’d do it in my sleep, so how serious a decision is that?”
So join in the fun. There’s plenty of mockery to go around. Think about it the next time Hillarity!’s handlers prop her up in front of another lectern, with her voice box wired to a remote nerve stimulator attached to a text-to-speech converter.
They haven’t quite worked out all the bugs, it tends to screech, and make strange coughing and cackling sounds while the semantic module hangs trying to find sufficiently meaningless combinations of words. But I’m sure they’ll have it all worked out by November. It will be awesome as Hell when the Hillbot stands and delivers a resounding speech, much like the Lincolndroid in the Hall of Presidents at Disneyland. And, after her term is up, she can be her own animatronic replacement, unless Madame Tussaud’s calls dibs.
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