Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan has come up with a novel theory about the breached levees in New Orleans. They were blown up:
The influential preacher was in Charlotte, North Carolina, on Monday, where he detailed his Hurricane Katrina conspiracy theory.
“I heard from a very reliable source who saw a 25 foot deep crater under the levee breach,” Farrakhan explained. “It may have been blown up to destroy the black part of town and keep the white part dry.”
Farrakhan didn’t say who he thought was behind the plot to blow up New Orleans’ levees.
I know who was behind it!
It was Karl Rove, acting under orders of the Mossad.
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“Farrakhan didn’t say who he thought was behind the plot to blow up New Orleans’ levees.”
What???? That’s shocking to hear such agnosticism from Farrakhan, given everything he’s ever been saying throughout his entire career in public life! Yes, of course, the Mossad are behind it. The Zionists kidnap black children, kill them, eat them, and use their fat as wax for their candles for their evil rituals. Everybody knows that! Just read The Protocols of the Meetings of the Learned Elders of Zion.
There’s a store downtown called International Jewelers. Henry Ford knew what that secretly stands for.
….Or maybe that’s all just a diversion to throw us off. The Eskimos are secretly behind it all….
Or maybe it’s the Hottentots (or the Tottenhots), since the Eskimos are, if anybody ever was, the Nordic race.
The style of the titles of your posts!
We keep learning about new things that nobody ever knew they needed to know about. First, we got an education in chads. Then, it was box-cutters. Now, it’s levees. What next?
I forgot to mention: The only true white race are the albinos.
not the mossad. the Jews living in LEO satellites.
Uh. Wouldn’t the crater have been full of water (you know, from lake Pontchartrain, and the raining, and the flooding?), and thus indistinguishable from a puddle?
I mean, even if we grant for half a second the existence of Farrakhan’s “very reliable source” and his/her information, it’s still bullshit, since there’d be no way to see a “25 foot CRATER” during a flood.
(Nor does a levee breach in any way help “keep the white part dry”. It’s not like the levee separates a watery white part of town from a lower but somehow dry black part… the “white” part of town is on higher ground.)
Jesus Christ, Farrakhan is a moron. It makes me want to believe in God just to believe he’ll be sucking lava through an iron straw for all eternity.
Levee, levity, Leviticus, LEVITATION!
(Thinking about the LEOs gave me a lift….)
Levee — levy more taxes?
Or (from an alternative pronunciation befitting the French culture of New Orleans):
Levee — Anton Lavey — Satanism? Diabolical Religion of Darkness!
its called land grab..wake up sheep..