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Cop Punches Shark

Sometimes the internet is so behind the times…
I saw a news story last night about a police officer surfing in Atlantic City (courtesy tropical storms which kicked up the surf) who was approached by a shark. As the shark came in for a bite, the officer (a former boxer who stands at 6′ 4″) decided to go down swinging. Like Rocky Balboa he worked the body and the shark disappeared.
Believe it or not (links appreciated).

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3 responses to “Cop Punches Shark”

  1. Oscar Avatar
    Oscar

    Here’s one

  2. Nathan Avatar
    Nathan

    I read that in the Metro this morning waiting for the ever-late R6.
    Awesome, but second place to The Iceman, Sigurdur Petursson.

  3. Steven Malcolm Anderson (Cato the Elder) the Lesbian-worshipping gun-loving selfish aesthete Avatar
    Steven Malcolm Anderson (Cato the Elder) the Lesbian-worshipping gun-loving selfish aesthete

    What a man! I like him.