Enjoying my death? Not quite yet. Although, the thought had crossed my mind in the context of Roy Moore… I have to say that no one else could have gotten me off my ass to write an actual blog post — much less three… So perhaps I should thank the son of a bitch.

As an issue right now, death couldn’t suck more. Especially because I’d miss out on what is called “news.” Today it’s Omarosa on CNN and Comey on Fox. Unlike when I was a kid, today there is no longer agreement on what it is that constitutes news. Only competing conspiracy theories narratives.

I might argue that this used to be a wonderful country, but whatever.