Peeled And Triggered

It seems some snowflakes have been triggered. By a banana peel in a tree.

…campus snowflakes have done it again, and this time it’s a single discarded banana peel which sent a college fraternity event hosting campus “leaders” into meltdown and general panic.

As one prominent columnist put it, “Ole Miss Goes Bananas” – we truly wish this was merely an over the top parody featured in The Onion, but unfortunately the triggered victims’ tears are all to real. The Daily Mississippian broke the story this week,…

It seems they will be needing grief counselors to fix this. No. Not that kind. “Good grief” counselors. Or more directly, “What kind of stupid are you?”

I believe we are at the beyond parody stage. What comes next?