That last post (and perhaps some of the comments to it), reminded me of a interesting possible new use for a fairly well known product.

A can of this stuff could fairly easily be rigged up between a car’s radiator and grill, and with the trigger linked to an ordinary choke cable (or other similar device), it could be triggered to spray not only bears in the road, but maniacal demonstrators blocking the road. As the latter are violent criminals who, by trapping people in their cars, are committing false imprisonment, and possibly kidnapping, this would seem like a more humane alternative than running them down in self defense.

Spraying them saves lives!

Plus, the life you save could be your own.

Lest anyone think I am advocating cruelty to animals or people,as we all know, a Rat Is a Pig Is a Dog Is a Boy Is a Bear Is a Demonstrator.

Right?