Well, I enjoyed that first week off from politics so much I took another.
But on Tuesday the Ted Cruz sex scandal broke wide open, as 265,374 women in Wisconsin went into a booth, closed the curtain behind them, and did something a little dirty for Ted Cruz.
Shame on you, Senator.
Worst of all, Ted’s matchless hypermasculinity has driven Trump’s disapproval among women to seventy percent.
Why, why couldn’t Cruz use his incandescent sexual appeal for good, instead of evil?
And he still hasn’t quit the race. The man is shameless.
Well, God will be his judge.
On the plus side, if his army of shrieking houris somehow drags him to victory, it’s pretty clear even Hillary Clinton will be helpless to resist the mega-gauss sexual magnetism of Rafael Edward Cruz. Forget mere Presidency, they may as well crown him king, since half the country must obey his whim slavishly in any case.
Frankly, who can blame them?
UPDATE: Oh, and looks like Trump won’t get to 1237, probably needs 1200+ to win first round, has no chance in second round because nearly all his delegates are straining at the leash, Cruz probably wins, blah blah blah numbers another gratuitous link to 538 etc.
UPDATE: Trump also getting swept in Colorado, and rolled in North Dakota, and rolled again in Washington State, because he is just really not very good at the organizational aspect of this whole “running for President” thing he drunkenly stumbled into last summer.
Sigh. Maybe another couple weeks.
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3 responses to “Virtue’s Reward”
The Republican Party has a problem. If they nominate Cruz, Trump supporters stay home. If they nominate Trump, Cruz supporters stay home.
Personally the candidate with a million dollars loan from a large Wall St. banking firm hanging over his head is not going to get my vote.
Nor is the guy who is overly friendly with a “kill the gays” pastor.
Nor is the guy who has Neil “Silverado” Bush on his campaign team. And the endorsement of Jeb Bush.
Nor is the guy with a North American Union supporting wife.
The fact that they are all the same guy, Ted Cruz, cements my dislike.
Ted “Bush” Cruz is no outsider. He got elected to Congress. He is already bought and paid for.
Ted said he supported the “Audit the Fed” bill introduced by Rand Paul. He didn’t show up for the vote.
Trump is a clown and probably an insider. Cruz is definitely an insider.
As to his “Constitutional” credentials? Why hasn’t he ever pointed out the missing Drug Prohibition Amendment? You will have to ask him.
Did you note that a million+ people have sent postcards to the GOP saying No Trump – No vote? And the mailing is not done. How many votes do those cards represent? 1X, 2X, 3X, 5X?
Me? If Trump doesn’t get the nomination I’m doing what I often have done – vote Libertarian.
If Trump doesn’t get the nomination…he’s going to run 3rd party. It was baked into the scheme from the beginning.
Frank,
Wouldn’t it be a hoot if he ran as a Libertarian? If Bob Barr could do it there is no reason the more liberal Trump couldn’t pull it off.
He would have to buy off the current candidates though. I think he could afford it.
Wayne Allyn Root is a big supporter of Trump.