Miss(ing) thing(s) that matter

No matter how much they might claim to be offended, Americans have always loved the exotic and unusual.

This video — innocuous as it is today — is a perfect example from my childhood:

And this heavily copyrighted video is a perfect example from today.

http://on.today.com/1Q0M7K6

Whether a given person actually has a penis matters not at all to me, but there is no question that it matters a lot to a lot of people.

And P.T. Barnum knew how to get their money.

Some people still do.


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4 responses to “Miss(ing) thing(s) that matter”

  1. Man Mountain Molehill Avatar
    Man Mountain Molehill

    Just gag. I really hate hate hate novelty songs and this was one of the worst. Up there with oooga chukka, Disco Duck and Convoy.

  2. chocolatier Avatar
    chocolatier

    I preferred Mrs. Miller to Tiny Tim. At the same time that Tiny Tim was popular, Mrs. Miller recorded shrill, off-key renditions of popular songs including ‘Downtown’ and ‘Moon River.’ Her records sold in huge numbers, and she performed frequently on late-night TV shows to wildly enthusiastic audiences.

  3. captain*arizona Avatar
    captain*arizona

    the anniversary of 9-11 and we get this?

  4. Man Mountain Molehill Avatar
    Man Mountain Molehill

    I’ll bite.

    I had high hopes for W the first few months. When he said Islam was a religion of peace I hoped he was making a normative statement, as in Islam will be peaceful, one way or another, after I get done with it. But noooo. He really is mushy-minded and credulous, and it shows. The initial invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq were excellent, the aftermaths were and are a disaster.

    The attempt to foster a democratic government in Afghanistan was hopeless from the start. These people are barbarians, they have no concept of civil government. It takes an iron-fisted dictatorship to keep a lid on the barbarism and violence. For example the way it took Tito to keep a lid on the Balkans.

    Better to pick a likely strong man and place him in charge. Make sure he understands just how grateful he needs to be to the US or… Repeat as needed.

    In Iraq, we should have dropped a grenade in that spider hole Saddam was hiding in and left. Iraq most likely would have disintegrated into a Kurdistan, Shiastan and Sunnistan. Probably much more desirable than the present situation.

    I doubt no amount of effort from the West could ever convert Muslims from
    head-chopping barbarian scum, the trick is to make sure they confine their head chopping to their own back yards.