Great minds agree. Global Warming caused ISIS.

Because, like, there was a huge drought in Syria and the government handled it almost as incompetently as Bush handled Hurricane Katrina! So, just as babies eaten by alligators and owners of looted stores were Bush’s victims (and thus victims of Global Warming), when the Syrian populace turned to ISIS, they were actually victims! Similarly, the brutal and callused ISIS leaders are not really responsible for their behavior.

Global Warming is the root cause.

And when three climate scientists were murdered for their beliefs, they too were victims of Global Warming!

There’s a lot of causation out there.

But for Global Warming, I would not have written this post.

Case closed.