The cause

Great minds agree. Global Warming caused ISIS.

Because, like, there was a huge drought in Syria and the government handled it almost as incompetently as Bush handled Hurricane Katrina! So, just as babies eaten by alligators and owners of looted stores were Bush’s victims (and thus victims of Global Warming), when the Syrian populace turned to ISIS, they were actually victims! Similarly, the brutal and callused ISIS leaders are not really responsible for their behavior.

Global Warming is the root cause.

And when three climate scientists were murdered for their beliefs, they too were victims of Global Warming!

There’s a lot of causation out there.

But for Global Warming, I would not have written this post.

Case closed.


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7 responses to “The cause”

  1. Kathy Kinsley Avatar
    Kathy Kinsley

    “Dr Boyd is thought to have been struck by lightning while walking in Scotland.”

    So G-d is assassinating “scientists” now? Scary!

    Paranoid thinking has always fascinated me.

  2. captain*arizona Avatar
    captain*arizona

    Katrina levee failure was republicans fault. They let the levees deteriorate to destroy the democrat base in new orleans. Their are memos from louisiana republicans on the benefits of drowning new orleans.

  3. Kathy Kinsley Avatar
    Kathy Kinsley

    As I said: “Paranoid thinking has always fascinated me.”

  4. Man Mountain Molehill Avatar
    Man Mountain Molehill

    Zoneboy – show me one of those meos.

  5. Man Mountain Molehill Avatar
    Man Mountain Molehill

    sheesh. _MEMOS_

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  7. Gringo Avatar
    Gringo

    Man Mountain Molehill
    Zoneboy – show me one of those meMos.

    As if he ever would. He is the poster child for ignorant snark, and incapable of writing a coherent paragraph.

    Nor does he bother most times to reply to such requests. Might require some thinking on his part.