Michael Brown Was High On Marijuana

Michael Brown was high on marijuana when he stole some cigars, attacked a policeman, and was subsequently killed. Given the reaction on the right I think some satire is in order.

It is obvious the marijuana made Brown crazy and violent. I saw a documentary that proved it. “Reefer Madness“. Shouldn’t we have an Army or three stationed in Colorado to prevent more of this sort of thing from happening again? You can never be too careful where dangerous drugs like alcohol – I mean marijuana – are concerned. Thing is – if the police had just been cracking down harder he would never have gotten any of that evil weed. We don’t have near enough police. And when they aren’t busy chasing pot they can be writing tickets. See? They practically pay for themselves.


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    Agree. But OTOH we have the myth that people stoned on pot are mellow and don’t act violently. And cops busy chasing pot have less time to write traffic tickets. That’s the beauty of politics, you can make circumstances work for you any way you like.