Only a lousy prophet would punish lice killing

Some of these Islamic Sharia terrorist nutjobs are even crazier than I thought:

Sharia Authority in Aleppo

By the name of God most merciful most gracious

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Thanks to God and prayers and greetings to our master Muhammad and his family and companions, then..

The Sharia Authority in Aleppo has prohibited the killing of lice that appears in the Muslim beard, as some of the Muslim brothers who have released [grown] their beards in accordance with prophet Muhammad PBuH Sunnah [prophet’s doctrine], blessed lice has appeared in their beards, and that’s because of their lack of bathing due to the water non-availability all the time on the Jihad [holy war] fronts, and they have limited to ablution before their prayers (may God accept it), thus their beards became moist and thick, which made of it (in God’s will) a natural place for lice to live in.

The Sharia Authority in Aleppo recommends the Mujahideen [holy fighters] brothers to dye their beards with Henna, like our prophet Muhammad PBuH, the thing that would reduce the itching caused by the lice, and to maintain this lice that would have not appeared in those blessed beards, if it was not from God’s Muslim believing creatures.

Who disobeys this Sharia fatwa [advisory opinion] which has been confirmed right by a number of the senior scholars in Aleppo, will be punished with 50 lashes by Sharia, and other measures will be taken against him in the Shaira Court in Aleppo.

Unless I am reading the above fatwa incorrectly, lice that occupy beards are seen as blessed because of their association with Muhammad, and thus it is a crime to disturb them.

Does this mean the prophet himself was lousy?


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4 responses to “Only a lousy prophet would punish lice killing”

  1. RebeccaH Avatar
    RebeccaH

    Well, when you’re waging Holy War on infidels and Jews and other such creatures, you don’t have time for bathing and delousing and other such unIslamic practices.

  2. Captain Ned Avatar
    Captain Ned

    Muhammad the Pedophile eaten by vermin?

    Show me someone in the 7th Century Middle East who didn’t have a whole ecology of arthropods infesting whatever hair he/she had.

  3. Randy Avatar
    Randy

    Religion = organized superstition. Every last one of them.

  4. Gringo Avatar
    Gringo

    Which reminds me of the oft-repeated statement that ridicule is one of the best weapon available to use against the jihadis.