Fight Teh Stupid

Eric sent me a link to this Partnership For A Drug Free America site which is in the early stages of ginning up a pogrom on coffee users.

They have a pop up which asks you to fill out a survey. I’m always glad to help. Here are some of the survey questions with my responses in bold.

Which best describes you?
Other:

Opponent of Prohibition

What was the primary purpose of your visit?
Other:

Understand Your Stupidity

How likely are you to turn to The Partnership at Drugfree.org the next time that you need information or help related to drug or alcohol use?

Not at all likely

Why aren’t you very likely to turn to The Partnership at Drugfree.org?

Prohibition supports vast criminal enterprises. That makes you criminals. (Accessories)

For which substance(s) of abuse are you visiting drugfree.org?
Other:

Coffee

What actions related to drugs or alcohol are you planning to take in the next 30 days?
Other related action:

Get some.

From where do you first recall hearing about The Partnership at Drugfree.org?
Other:

Government Propaganda

Which best describes your ethnicity?
Other:

American

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I’ll probably be on another list. Eff ’em.


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4 responses to “Fight Teh Stupid”

  1. Eric Scheie Avatar

    Thanks! You just reminded me to buy one of the coffee mugs which are being called “prescription drug paraphernalia.” Even assuming that they ridicule the war on prescription drugs (itself a major assumption), since when does ridicule become paraphernalia?

    With all due respect, I think these people are insane. Yet — they have enough influence to sic 28 state Attorneys General on a legitimate seller of coffee mugs.

    (As usual, I despair of making sense out of reality.)

    But hey, at least Volokh tried:

    http://www.volokh.com/2013/07/01/22-state-attorneys-general-get-urban-outfitters-to-stop-selling-coffee-mugs-with-mock-prescription-labels/

  2. Man Mountain Molehill Avatar

    Yeah, ghod forbid kids should drink coffee. Doping them up on Ritalin is AOK fine.

    Has the world always been this crazy, or is this a new realm of teh stoopid?

  3. Eric Scheie Avatar

    Ritalin = government.

    Coffee = individuals.

  4. Brett Avatar
    Brett

    I knew the war on coffee would appear; once the majority accepted the persecution of smoking and smokers, it was as sure to follow as feces follows feasts.

    Stay tuned for the studies indicating the health dangers of second hand caffeine buzz.