The other day I read that Exodus International — a religious group claiming to cure homosexuality through prayer — is shutting down its operations. That’s right. They will no longer “treat” gays, and they have  even apologized!

This startling and unexpected development has been called “huge news” and has had a lot of people shaking their heads, including me.

It didn’t make sense. Why run an outfit like that for all these years, and than suddenly decide it was wrong, even hurtful, and then apologize?

Well, I think I have finally figured out the reason.

Are you ready?

Fred “God Hates Fags®”Phelps decided to seek “treatment” for his hated homosexual urges, and this proved too much for Exodus to handle. 

It may sound like a conspiracy theory, but I can’t think of a better explanation.