It’s a documented fact.

No really.

Kenner Police say a man died inside a beer cooler at a convenient store on Airline Drive overnight, but no one knew he was there until they found his very cold body this morning.

Earlier I said that this sounded cool to me, but now I’m thinking about serious public policy issues.

Maybe it’s about time from a public health standpoint that we got tough on this deadly substance.

If we could save just one life…