“Juggling Lemons”

Has any metaphor ever achieved such perfection?

SAN FRANCISCO — At an exclusive re-election fundraiser tonight, President Obama hobnobbed with 60 of his wealthiest supporters, including two figures at the center of the Solyndra loan controversy.
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Samuelsohn noted that Westly was seen near the pool “juggling lemons, entertaining kids at the party.”

Well, you know what they say — when life hands you lemons, get the government to issue $550M in loan guarantees for your failing lemonade stand.