Some developments are just too rich for me to ignore:

The 2012 campaign just keeps getting weirder and weirder. When this year began, I never imagined that covering a presidential campaign would compel me, as a professional journalist, to publish a photo of this bizarrely muscular woman who probably inspires perverse lust in your depraved hearts.

So go ahead and check out her glutes, you sick freaks.

By all means, please do.

Especially those who like muscular conservatism!

SURREAL UPDATE FOR REALISTS: Background here.