The Only Virgin In Holywood

My post Wreck Value attracted a very amusing comment.

Justthisguy said…
Ah, yes, Miss Bankhead. I used to work in Huntsville, with some of the Original Space Nazis, so I drove to work on the road named for her Dad, many times.
She was conceived at Tallulah Gorge, in Georgia, my state of birth. (hence her name)
My favorite Tallulah story:
It seems that there was a drunken Hollywood party attended by Tallulah and a bunch of other folks. One of the other gals shouted out, “I’m the only girl in this town who still has her cherry!”
Tallulah shouted right back, “Doesn’t it get in the way when you fuck?”

I suppose it would. The first time.


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2 responses to “The Only Virgin In Holywood”

  1. MetaThought Avatar
    MetaThought

    Perhaps not, actually. Sounds like Tallulah was hinting of Sodomy.

  2. Eric Scheie Avatar

    Tallulah’s remarks are almost as good as Churchill’s. One of my favorites was this:
    http://home.hiwaay.net/~oliver/tbbiography6.htm
    ***QUOTE***
    Earl Wilson: Are you ever mistaken for a man on the telephone?
    Tallulah: No dahling, are you?
    ***END QUOTE***