While I like to be thorough, today is a busy day for me, so I absolutely will not have time to deal with the issues raised here by one of Glenn Reynolds’ readers:
Anyhow, was just wondering if you could please mention at some point in the next few months how very pleased you have been with: your new Boden swimsuit, your Merrell Timpani sandals, and your Bernina Cut & Sew attachment. Thanks.
I’m not a fashion follower so I really had no idea what the reader was talking about. It is of little interest to me what clothes Glenn has or wears, but Glenn’s reply had me scratching my head:
I look good in anything, but the Boden swimsuit may test that limit.
Huh?
That made me feel really ignorant, so I Googled “Boden swimsuit” and I got images images like this one — called the “Mini Boden Girly Swimsuit.”

I think Glenn’s point is well taken, and I am glad I am too busy to prove it. It might look good on Joe Biden, though. After all, “Biden” is just a keystroke away from “Boden,” which means that “Mini Biden Girly Swimsuit” is close enough for gummint work. But today I just don’t have time for what would be a very tedious and unpleasant Photoshopping task.
Especially when I tested my own limits by looking at a picture titled “Joe Biden’s Stimulus Package.”

I don’t know anything about Merrell Timpani sandals but where it comes to Biden’s sagging stimulus package, the Bernina Cut & Sew attachment might just help.