Ask not what the NEA can do for you…

A tiny little MicroSD memory card I got with a clone phone turned out to have a wonderfully annoying sample tune just sitting inside of it. So annoying that it’s really priceless. The problem is, I have no idea what it is.
My guess is that it’s some sort of propaganda, so I thoughtfully added some appropriate artwork and uploaded it to YouTube to share it with The World.

Is that not awesomely, wondrously beautiful? Is it not a sheer joy for the ears and eyes of all peoples in all times to behold?
Of course it is!
But the more I thought about asking the NEA for funding, the more I remembered the spirit of volunteerism that we’re supposed to have, so I thought I’d simply donate my invaluable artwork to the NEA.
Obviously, I should qualify for a substantial charitable deduction.
Should I ask the experts at ACORN?


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4 responses to “Ask not what the NEA can do for you…”

  1. Tom Avatar
    Tom

    If they played that at Guantanamo, that’d definitely meet anyone’s definition of torture…

  2. Lynne Avatar

    Actually, speaking of ACORN and YouTube and stuff, I’ve been waiting with someone with skills like yours to do a mashup of Deadwood’s Al Swearingen and the ACORN folks.
    I think ol’ Al would’ve thoroughly approved of ACORN’s setup.

  3. Steve Skubinna Avatar
    Steve Skubinna

    I find your ideas intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.