a reinjiggerating peekaboo

What am I to do when I see a headline that says “WILL HILL CHILL BILL?”

Here’s the story-in-brief:

Hillary’s campaign will try to ‘shift former President Bill Clinton back into positive, supportive-spouse role’ he played before her loss in Iowa… Developing…

And as if that isn’t bad enough, there’s now legitimate speculation which can be summarized as
WILL ILL BILL CHILL HILL?
Sorry, but things have gone too far. I was trying to chill out a little bit from blogging tonight, but really…
In light of the earlier commotion over Time Magazine’s rejiggering extravaganza, the word games just became too much to ignore, and regular readers know that if I am sufficiently provoked, I just can’t let well enough alone.
So, I thought the least I could do would be to rejigger “Hillary Rodham Clinton,” and I managed to come up with this:

Halt Old Horny Criminal

Hey, it’s late Sunday night, and I used anagram software, but it’s the best I can do.
(It has more stopping power than than “Old Horny Maniac Thrill,” although that does at least rhyme with the question of the day, which seems to be “WILL HILL CHILL BILL, OR WILL ILL BILL CHILL HILL?”)
UPDATE: This stuff might rhyme, but I think it is really, seriously inappropriate and borders on deranged.
Dave Winer needs to chill, and big time.
(Considering what I’ve seen of him in the past, though, I can’t say I’m surprised.)