the holiday gift hump

Here’s a great gift idea for he or she who has everything — a USB humping dog!
I never saw a dog that wanted to hump a USB port, but then, I can’t keep up with today’s trends.
They have a picture of the little guy in action — doing his thing on the edge of someone’s laptop while making utterances in a strange language:

I’m assuming the pup limits itself to dry humping. Too much realism might ruin the keyboard.